Category: Education
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Shortage of Zombie Scientists Puts US at Risk, New Report Claims
Zombie scientists in the US are retiring or being eaten by the living dead at a faster pace than the nation’s universities can graduate their replacements, creating a critical shortage of these essential experts needed for the war on the undead, according to a new report
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“From ABCs to Zekes”: Schools Taking Steps to Harden Against Zombie Attacks
As zombie attacks in American schools occur with growing frequency, school districts around the country are increasing their investments to protect children, teachers and staff against assaults by the undead
