Category: Environment
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Congress Eyes Ramping up Superdead Program Budget to Accelerate Toxic Zombie Waste Cleanup
Congress is weighing increasing the budget for the cleanup of toxic zombie waste sites, a part of the Superfund program aimed at mitigating the legacy and impacts of locations where undead waste was improperly disposed of or stored
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Zomsquito Threat Alert: Mosquito-borne Transmission of Zombie Virus on the Rise, Gov’t Reports
In the wake of warmer than usual summer weather, the United States last year experienced a sharp increase in the number of humans turned into the undead after being bitten by mosquitos carrying the zombie virus
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Zombie-related Human Deaths Tied to Extreme Heatwaves Will Triple by 2050 – Report
The number of zombie-related human deaths linked to extreme heatwaves will triple by 2050 even as the warming weather itself causes more humans to die, according to a new report
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Zombie Meltdown: As Alaskan Permafrost Disappears, Undead Emerging from Deep Freeze
Increasing temperatures across Alaska are creating a number of challenges for the state, but perhaps none so urgent as the increasing number of zombies emerging from the melting permafrost
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Scientists Warn of Growing Risks from “Great Pacific Zombie Patch”
The accumulation of zombies and zombie husks in the Great Pacific Garbage Patch is reaching a critical mass where it represents a significant threat to marine traffic and the ocean environment
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“Fruit of the Doomed”: Scientists Discover Amazon Tree Species Linked to Zombification
Scientists working in the Amazon have discovered a tree species that bears a fruit which they believe causes zombification in humans
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Canadian Wildfires May Prompt Zombie Wave South of the Border, US Agency Claims
The wildfires that have ravaged Canada this summer may prompt a wave of zombies moving south across the country’s border with the United States, according to a new report from the Office of Zombie Control, part of US Customs and Border Protection
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“Accidental Allies?” Zombie Impacts on Climate Change Mixed, Scientists Say
The impact of zombies on the pace and effects of climate change is mixed, with some positive effects from reduced human activity, but also long-term negative impacts that may well outweigh any upsides from a rising undead population
Bulletin of the Zombie Scientists 