Category: Government
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Administration Weighs Deploying Undead to “Purify Woke Cities”
The Trump administration is considering deploying undead from the nation’s Strategic Zombie Reserve to “purify woke cities” around the country, according to administration sources.
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President Fires Zombie Statistics Bureau Chief After Reported Rise in Undead Numbers
President Donald J. Trump fired the head of the Bureau of Zombie Statistics today after the agency released a report Friday showing the ranks of the undead increasing significantly over the last quarter.
Bulletin of the Zombie Scientists 