Category: research
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Trump’s Evisceration of Zombie Research “Puts Americans at Risk,” Experts Warn
The Trump administration has made sweeping cuts to funding for zombie science research, defunding dozens of studies and projects aimed at mitigating the undead threat, in a move that experts say heightens the danger that the living dead pose to living Americans.
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Americans Confidence in Zombie Scientists Holding Steady While Trust Falls for Other Scientists
The Undead Research Council finds continued American support for zombie scientists and investments in zombie science, while a Pew survey points to declining US public confidence in the non-zombie science community
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Worrying about Zombie Attack Damages the Heart, Makes People More Vulnerable to Zombification
Stress related to the risk of falling victim of a zombie attack can potentially cause damage to the heart, affecting overall cardiovascular health and making people more likely to become a zombie, according to a new study
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Zombie-related Human Deaths Tied to Extreme Heatwaves Will Triple by 2050 – Report
The number of zombie-related human deaths linked to extreme heatwaves will triple by 2050 even as the warming weather itself causes more humans to die, according to a new report
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“Lost Colony of Roanoke” Was Victim of Zombie Virus Outbreak, Archeologists Suggest
Archeologists have uncovered evidence suggesting that the so-called “Lost Colony” of Roanoke fell victim to an outbreak of the zombie virus
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Scientists Warn of Growing Risks from “Great Pacific Zombie Patch”
The accumulation of zombies and zombie husks in the Great Pacific Garbage Patch is reaching a critical mass where it represents a significant threat to marine traffic and the ocean environment
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Zombie Attacks Are Surging during Solar Eclipses – And It’s Getting Worse
Saturday’s “Ring of Fire” eclipse saw a major surge in zombie attacks during the celestial event, continuing a pattern that has become increasingly common in the last 30 years
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“Fruit of the Doomed”: Scientists Discover Amazon Tree Species Linked to Zombification
Scientists working in the Amazon have discovered a tree species that bears a fruit which they believe causes zombification in humans
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Zompost: Zombie Composting Breakthrough Could Yield New Organic Fertilizer
A research team in New Mexico believes they have perfected a process for composting zombies, creating a new kind of cheap, organic fertilizer that could have enormous environmental and economic benefits for the global agriculture sector
Bulletin of the Zombie Scientists 