Category: Strategic Zombie Reserve
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Administration Weighs Deploying Undead to “Purify Woke Cities”
The Trump administration is considering deploying undead from the nation’s Strategic Zombie Reserve to “purify woke cities” around the country, according to administration sources.
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Regulators Knock Conditions at Strategic Zombie Reserve’s Nevada Containment Facility
Federal inspectors from the Justice Department this week released a report critical of conditions at the Nevada Containment Facility operated as part of the nation’s Strategic Zombie Reserve, citing crowded and unsafe storage conditions for the undead kept at the site and inadequate staffing
Bulletin of the Zombie Scientists 