Category: US Politics
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Administration Weighs Deploying Undead to “Purify Woke Cities”
The Trump administration is considering deploying undead from the nation’s Strategic Zombie Reserve to “purify woke cities” around the country, according to administration sources.
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Government Scrambles to Rehire Zombie Response Experts in DOGE Typo Fiasco
The Trump administration is scrambling to rehire zombie response experts it dismissed last week amid concerns that their firing could result in unchecked outbreaks of the undead, according to government sources.
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As Republican Candidates Prepare for Wednesday’s Debate, Where Do They Stand on Zombies?
The Bulletin asked candidates’ AI clones how they would handle and contain an urgent health crisis like an outbreak of a virus that turns people into zombies?
Bulletin of the Zombie Scientists 