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“Z Visa” Program Would Let Wealthy Buy US Entry for Their Undead Relatives
Wealthy Americans will soon be able to purchase the right for their zombified family members to enter the United States on a so-called “Z visa,” the Trump administration announced this week, breaking with longstanding policy against undead immigration.
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6 Weeks after “Liberation Day,” Tariffs Still Loom for “Zombia”
The Trump Administration is touting progress in securing trade deals in the wake of its on-again/off-again tariff war, but one country continues to be absent from the negotiating table. That country: “Zombia.”
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Reviving Debunked Claims, DOGE Says Over 1 Million Undead Getting Social Security
Representatives of the Department of Government Efficiency are alleging that the government is paying out billions of dollars annually in Social Security payments to the undead, bringing long-debunked claims of “zombie freeloaders” back from the grave.
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Trump’s Evisceration of Zombie Research “Puts Americans at Risk,” Experts Warn
The Trump administration has made sweeping cuts to funding for zombie science research, defunding dozens of studies and projects aimed at mitigating the undead threat, in a move that experts say heightens the danger that the living dead pose to living Americans.
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Government Admits It Mistakenly Sent Healthy Woman to Undead Internment Center
The US Government admitted Friday that it had wrongly sent a healthy American woman to an undead internment camp after mistakenly identifying her as zombie-infected based on a common rash
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Government Scrambles to Rehire Zombie Response Experts in DOGE Typo Fiasco
The Trump administration is scrambling to rehire zombie response experts it dismissed last week amid concerns that their firing could result in unchecked outbreaks of the undead, according to government sources.
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The Great Zombnado of 1959, Part II: Into the Eye of the Zombnado
Part II of our special multipart series commemorating the anniversary of the Great Zombnado that hit Bluefield, Iowa, in 1959
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The Great Zombnado of 1959, Part I: Before the Undead Storm
To mark the anniversary of the Great Zombnado that hit Bluefield, Iowa, 65 years ago this week, the Bulletin spoke with several survivors of the catastrophe. We begin this multipart series today with Part I
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Tree Eats Zombie: Scientists Discover 1,500-Year-Old Undead Embedded in Giant Sequoia in Yosemite
When scientists studying tree rings found strange tissues embedded in a giant redwood, they suspected the tree might have “devoured” a zombie. To their horror, they were right
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