Tag: politics
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6 Weeks after “Liberation Day,” Tariffs Still Loom for “Zombia”
The Trump Administration is touting progress in securing trade deals in the wake of its on-again/off-again tariff war, but one country continues to be absent from the negotiating table. That country: “Zombia.”
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Trump’s Evisceration of Zombie Research “Puts Americans at Risk,” Experts Warn
The Trump administration has made sweeping cuts to funding for zombie science research, defunding dozens of studies and projects aimed at mitigating the undead threat, in a move that experts say heightens the danger that the living dead pose to living Americans.
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Government Admits It Mistakenly Sent Healthy Woman to Undead Internment Center
The US Government admitted Friday that it had wrongly sent a healthy American woman to an undead internment camp after mistakenly identifying her as zombie-infected based on a common rash
