Tag: texas
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Zombie Attack Insurance Rates Climbing as More Companies Pull out of the Market
Residents of states like California, Florida and Texas are seeing their zombie attack insurance rates soar as more insurance companies pull out of those markets due to soaring payouts
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Looming Federal Budget Crisis Could Take a Bite out of Rural Zombie Preparedness Funding
The looming budget battle in Washington, DC, is having reverberations deep in the American heartland as cities like La Grange, Texas, face the elimination of funding for their zombie emergency response teams
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Texas Passes First “No Retreat, No Undead” Law
The state of Texas has passed a first-in-the-nation “No Retreat, No Undead” law that makes it expressly legal for people to defend themselves against a zombie attack by destroying the undead creature through whatever means necessary
Bulletin of the Zombie Scientists 