Tag: zombie
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Shortage of Zombie Scientists Puts US at Risk, New Report Claims
Zombie scientists in the US are retiring or being eaten by the living dead at a faster pace than the nation’s universities can graduate their replacements, creating a critical shortage of these essential experts needed for the war on the undead, according to a new report
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The Secret History of Zombies in the First US Hydrogen Bomb Test
The United States’ first full-fledged test of a hydrogen bomb on the island of Elugelab also marked the nation’s first use of zombies in the US nuclear testing program
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Zombie-related Human Deaths Tied to Extreme Heatwaves Will Triple by 2050 – Report
The number of zombie-related human deaths linked to extreme heatwaves will triple by 2050 even as the warming weather itself causes more humans to die, according to a new report
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Zombies in the Streets on Halloween? No, They’re Probably Just Trick-or-Treaters, Government Says
Federal authorities have issued their annual reminder to the public that zombies on the streets of US towns and cities today are (probably) just trick-or-treaters marking Halloween
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Zombie Attack Insurance Rates Climbing as More Companies Pull out of the Market
Residents of states like California, Florida and Texas are seeing their zombie attack insurance rates soar as more insurance companies pull out of those markets due to soaring payouts
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Zombie Meltdown: As Alaskan Permafrost Disappears, Undead Emerging from Deep Freeze
Increasing temperatures across Alaska are creating a number of challenges for the state, but perhaps none so urgent as the increasing number of zombies emerging from the melting permafrost
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More than 200 Rage Zombies Crushed Their Own Skulls Against a Single Chicago Building in One Night
Over the course of a single night in early October, more than 200 zombies crushed their own skulls against a single Chicago building, causing a scene of devastation and gore in the streets of the Windy City
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Looming Federal Budget Crisis Could Take a Bite out of Rural Zombie Preparedness Funding
The looming budget battle in Washington, DC, is having reverberations deep in the American heartland as cities like La Grange, Texas, face the elimination of funding for their zombie emergency response teams
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Parasite that Zombifies Its Host Found in Great Salt Lake
Scientists working in the Great Salt Lake have discovered a species of parasite that invades its host through the nasal passages, makes its way into the host’s brain and turns the victim into a zombie
Bulletin of the Zombie Scientists 