Tag: zombie
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Cold, Flu or RSV … or Zombie Virus? Zombie Diseases Center Offers Advice for Telling the Difference
As the cold, flu and RSV season ramps up, the Centers for Disease Control’s National Center for Zombie Diseases is issuing its annual reminder that Americans should not confuse the symptoms of these seasonal viruses with the symptoms of infection with the zombie virus
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“See No Evil Dead”: Zombie Denialism a “Dangerous and Growing Issue,” Experts Warn – Part II
In the second installment of our two-part series on zombie denialism, we examine ways to address the phenomenon at the national level and at the level of your holiday dinner table
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“See No Evil Dead”: Zombie Denialism a “Dangerous and Growing Issue,” Experts Warn – Part I
In the first of this two-part series, the Bulletin explores the phenomenon of zombie denialism, its causes and impacts
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Shortage of Zombie Scientists Puts US at Risk, New Report Claims
Zombie scientists in the US are retiring or being eaten by the living dead at a faster pace than the nation’s universities can graduate their replacements, creating a critical shortage of these essential experts needed for the war on the undead, according to a new report
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The Secret History of Zombies in the First US Hydrogen Bomb Test
The United States’ first full-fledged test of a hydrogen bomb on the island of Elugelab also marked the nation’s first use of zombies in the US nuclear testing program
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Zombie-related Human Deaths Tied to Extreme Heatwaves Will Triple by 2050 – Report
The number of zombie-related human deaths linked to extreme heatwaves will triple by 2050 even as the warming weather itself causes more humans to die, according to a new report
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Zombies in the Streets on Halloween? No, They’re Probably Just Trick-or-Treaters, Government Says
Federal authorities have issued their annual reminder to the public that zombies on the streets of US towns and cities today are (probably) just trick-or-treaters marking Halloween
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Zombie Attack Insurance Rates Climbing as More Companies Pull out of the Market
Residents of states like California, Florida and Texas are seeing their zombie attack insurance rates soar as more insurance companies pull out of those markets due to soaring payouts
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Zombie Meltdown: As Alaskan Permafrost Disappears, Undead Emerging from Deep Freeze
Increasing temperatures across Alaska are creating a number of challenges for the state, but perhaps none so urgent as the increasing number of zombies emerging from the melting permafrost
