Tag: zombie
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Portland Announces Zombie Abatement Program to Remove Undead Remains from Older Homes
The city of Portland, Oregon, has announced a new program to help homeowners remove zombie remains from their houses, many of which were built in the early 20th Century, at a time when the undead were frequently used as insulation in homebuilding
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Zompost: Zombie Composting Breakthrough Could Yield New Organic Fertilizer
A research team in New Mexico believes they have perfected a process for composting zombies, creating a new kind of cheap, organic fertilizer that could have enormous environmental and economic benefits for the global agriculture sector
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Medical Researchers Call for Government Action to Counter “Zombie Bath Salts”
Medical researchers have called on government authorities to step up public education efforts in the wake of a growing number of drug users turning into the undead after ingesting opioids contaminated with so-called “zombie bath salts”
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Zombie-to-Human Cloning Research Team Seeks Breakthrough, But Ethical Issues Linger
A research team looks to overcome technical hurdles to zombie-to-human cloning. What happens if they succeed?
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Culture Corner: The Story behind “Cross Flanders Fields the Zombies Stride”
Today marks the 100th anniversary of the publication of “Cross Flanders Fields the Zombies Stride,” the poem that depicts the horrors of fighting the undead on the battlefield in Belgium during World War I and that is widely regarded as the inspiration for John McCrae’s “In Flanders Fields” war poem from the same period
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Cave Zombies? Undead Neanderthals May Be to Blame for First Zombie Apocalypse
A team of scientists has proposed that a paleolithic zombie virus outbreak could have led to the extinction of the Neanderthals 40,000 years ago
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Kentucky Becomes 22nd State to Ban Private Ownership of Zombies
Kentucky this week joined 21 other states that ban the private ownership of zombies by individuals, leaving just six states that don’t regulate ownership of the undead
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Nobel Committee Again Overlooks Zombie Scientists in Awarding Prize for Physiology and Medicine
The recipients of the 2023 Nobel prize for physiology and medicine were announced this week, and once again the awarding committee overlooked nominees from the zombie science community
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Contaminated “Zomb-e-Cigarettes” Raise Spector of Vapers Turning into Undead
A new research report has raised the possibility that so-called “zomb-e-cigarettes” contaminated with the undead virus could cause a vaper to turn into a zombie
