Tag: zombiearmageddon
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Health Officials Warn of Zombie Virus in Public Lakes and Rivers
In the wake of recent cases where people became infected with the “brain-eating amoeba” after swimming in public lakes, health officials are renewing warnings that people are also at risk of contracting the zombie virus from their local swimming hole
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Zombie Patch Dolls Expected to Be Top-Selling Toy This Holiday Season
Forty years after the kids from the Cabbage Patch ruled the US toy market, demand for dolls spawned in the Zombie Patch is breaking retail supply chains and inspiring brawls in the aisles of toy stores
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Zombie Balloon in Thanksgiving Parade Symbolized “Human Resilience in the Face of the Evil Dead”
This year’s Thanksgiving Day parade featured, for the first time, a zombie balloon in an effort to create a “safe space” where people can confront their fears of the undead
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The Untold Story of the First Zombie Thanksgiving
A Pilgrim’s recently discovered journal, lost for more than four centuries, is giving historians insights into the first zombie outbreak at Plymouth and its role in the first Thanksgiving in the New World
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Undead Performance Art Show Sparks Controversy: “They’re Zombies, Not Puppets”
A performance art show involving the undead posed as if taking part in a music and dance demonstration has sparked protests by zombie rights groups who believe that using the living dead as entertainment is inhumane to the dead
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Escaped Zombies Force Plane to Return to LAX, Putting Spotlight on Undead Air Transport Industry
A transport plane carrying a cargo of the undead bound for Japan was forced to return to Los Angeles Airport last week after several of the living dead broke out of confinement in midflight, prompting an urgent request to land the plane back at LAX
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The Zombie Just Discovered in Yellowstone Is a Deer, Not a Human … This Time
The US Park Service this week put to rest rumors of a zombie on the loose in Yellowstone National Park when it announced that a mule deer buck infected by “zombie deer disease” had been found in the park and not a human zombie
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Russia Using Drones to Deploy “Decoy Zombies” into Battle in Ukraine
In a new escalation of its continued war against Ukraine, the Russian military for the first time has used drones to carry what are described as “decoy zombies” into battle as part of a coordinated assault on Ukrainian positions
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SAD Zombies: New Research Sheds Light on How Seasonal Affective Disorder Impacts the Undead
For zombie scientists, the question of how – or even whether – seasonal affective disorder impacts the undead has long remained unanswered. Now a new research paper offers answers to this tantalizing mystery
Bulletin of the Zombie Scientists 