Tag: zombiearmageddon
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Bear Attacks on Zombies Are a “Rare, but Growing, Problem” in the Tetons, Park Service Says
As the grizzly population rebounds in Grand Teton National Park, the number of bear-on-zombie attacks is increasing in the park too
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Zomsquito Threat Alert: Mosquito-borne Transmission of Zombie Virus on the Rise, Gov’t Reports
In the wake of warmer than usual summer weather, the United States last year experienced a sharp increase in the number of humans turned into the undead after being bitten by mosquitos carrying the zombie virus
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The Secret History of Zombies in the First US Hydrogen Bomb Test
The United States’ first full-fledged test of a hydrogen bomb on the island of Elugelab also marked the nation’s first use of zombies in the US nuclear testing program
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Zombie-related Human Deaths Tied to Extreme Heatwaves Will Triple by 2050 – Report
The number of zombie-related human deaths linked to extreme heatwaves will triple by 2050 even as the warming weather itself causes more humans to die, according to a new report
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Zombies in the Streets on Halloween? No, They’re Probably Just Trick-or-Treaters, Government Says
Federal authorities have issued their annual reminder to the public that zombies on the streets of US towns and cities today are (probably) just trick-or-treaters marking Halloween
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Zombie Attack Insurance Rates Climbing as More Companies Pull out of the Market
Residents of states like California, Florida and Texas are seeing their zombie attack insurance rates soar as more insurance companies pull out of those markets due to soaring payouts
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Zombie Meltdown: As Alaskan Permafrost Disappears, Undead Emerging from Deep Freeze
Increasing temperatures across Alaska are creating a number of challenges for the state, but perhaps none so urgent as the increasing number of zombies emerging from the melting permafrost
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More than 200 Rage Zombies Crushed Their Own Skulls Against a Single Chicago Building in One Night
Over the course of a single night in early October, more than 200 zombies crushed their own skulls against a single Chicago building, causing a scene of devastation and gore in the streets of the Windy City
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Looming Federal Budget Crisis Could Take a Bite out of Rural Zombie Preparedness Funding
The looming budget battle in Washington, DC, is having reverberations deep in the American heartland as cities like La Grange, Texas, face the elimination of funding for their zombie emergency response teams
Bulletin of the Zombie Scientists 