Tag: zombies
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Scientists Warn of Growing Risks from “Great Pacific Zombie Patch”
The accumulation of zombies and zombie husks in the Great Pacific Garbage Patch is reaching a critical mass where it represents a significant threat to marine traffic and the ocean environment
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Zombie Attacks Are Surging during Solar Eclipses – And It’s Getting Worse
Saturday’s “Ring of Fire” eclipse saw a major surge in zombie attacks during the celestial event, continuing a pattern that has become increasingly common in the last 30 years
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“Fruit of the Doomed”: Scientists Discover Amazon Tree Species Linked to Zombification
Scientists working in the Amazon have discovered a tree species that bears a fruit which they believe causes zombification in humans
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Feds Bust Major Illegal Zombie Smuggling Ring in Coordinated Raids across Seven States
US authorities have busted a major illegal zombie smuggling ring that was responsible for bringing more than 10,000 of the undead into the country over the past decade
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Portland Announces Zombie Abatement Program to Remove Undead Remains from Older Homes
The city of Portland, Oregon, has announced a new program to help homeowners remove zombie remains from their houses, many of which were built in the early 20th Century, at a time when the undead were frequently used as insulation in homebuilding
