Tag: zombie bulletin
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Trump’s Evisceration of Zombie Research “Puts Americans at Risk,” Experts Warn
The Trump administration has made sweeping cuts to funding for zombie science research, defunding dozens of studies and projects aimed at mitigating the undead threat, in a move that experts say heightens the danger that the living dead pose to living Americans.
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Government Admits It Mistakenly Sent Healthy Woman to Undead Internment Center
The US Government admitted Friday that it had wrongly sent a healthy American woman to an undead internment camp after mistakenly identifying her as zombie-infected based on a common rash
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Government Scrambles to Rehire Zombie Response Experts in DOGE Typo Fiasco
The Trump administration is scrambling to rehire zombie response experts it dismissed last week amid concerns that their firing could result in unchecked outbreaks of the undead, according to government sources.
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The Great Zombnado of 1959, Part II: Into the Eye of the Zombnado
Part II of our special multipart series commemorating the anniversary of the Great Zombnado that hit Bluefield, Iowa, in 1959
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The Great Zombnado of 1959, Part I: Before the Undead Storm
To mark the anniversary of the Great Zombnado that hit Bluefield, Iowa, 65 years ago this week, the Bulletin spoke with several survivors of the catastrophe. We begin this multipart series today with Part I
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Tree Eats Zombie: Scientists Discover 1,500-Year-Old Undead Embedded in Giant Sequoia in Yosemite
When scientists studying tree rings found strange tissues embedded in a giant redwood, they suspected the tree might have “devoured” a zombie. To their horror, they were right
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Americans Confidence in Zombie Scientists Holding Steady While Trust Falls for Other Scientists
The Undead Research Council finds continued American support for zombie scientists and investments in zombie science, while a Pew survey points to declining US public confidence in the non-zombie science community
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Unsolved Undead: The Mystery of the Devils Tower Zombies, Part II
In Part II of this two-part series on the mystery of the swirling circle of zombies at Devils Tower, we learn about the longest night of Roger Collins’ life, the true beginning of the mystery, and the Spielberg connection
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Unsolved Undead: The Mystery of the Devils Tower Zombies, Part I
In Part I of this two-part series, we recount the discovery of a swirling circle of zombies at Devils Tower National Monument in 1972 and the skepticism that met reports of the undead herd
Bulletin of the Zombie Scientists 