Tag: zombie bulletin
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Congress Eyes Ramping up Superdead Program Budget to Accelerate Toxic Zombie Waste Cleanup
Congress is weighing increasing the budget for the cleanup of toxic zombie waste sites, a part of the Superfund program aimed at mitigating the legacy and impacts of locations where undead waste was improperly disposed of or stored
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Cold, Flu or RSV … or Zombie Virus? Zombie Diseases Center Offers Advice for Telling the Difference
As the cold, flu and RSV season ramps up, the Centers for Disease Control’s National Center for Zombie Diseases is issuing its annual reminder that Americans should not confuse the symptoms of these seasonal viruses with the symptoms of infection with the zombie virus
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“See No Evil Dead”: Zombie Denialism a “Dangerous and Growing Issue,” Experts Warn – Part II
In the second installment of our two-part series on zombie denialism, we examine ways to address the phenomenon at the national level and at the level of your holiday dinner table
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“See No Evil Dead”: Zombie Denialism a “Dangerous and Growing Issue,” Experts Warn – Part I
In the first of this two-part series, the Bulletin explores the phenomenon of zombie denialism, its causes and impacts
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Shortage of Zombie Scientists Puts US at Risk, New Report Claims
Zombie scientists in the US are retiring or being eaten by the living dead at a faster pace than the nation’s universities can graduate their replacements, creating a critical shortage of these essential experts needed for the war on the undead, according to a new report
