Tag: zombie
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FDA Ramps up Crackdown on Fake “Zombie Cures”
The US Food and Drug Administration this week stepped up its campaign against purveyors of what the agency says are fake and ineffective treatments for zombies, announcing action against a half-dozen companies that the agency says have been promoting and selling products that purportedly slow or reverse zombification
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“From ABCs to Zekes”: Schools Taking Steps to Harden Against Zombie Attacks
As zombie attacks in American schools occur with growing frequency, school districts around the country are increasing their investments to protect children, teachers and staff against assaults by the undead
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As Republican Candidates Prepare for Wednesday’s Debate, Where Do They Stand on Zombies?
The Bulletin asked candidates’ AI clones how they would handle and contain an urgent health crisis like an outbreak of a virus that turns people into zombies?
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Highways of the Dead: Government Targets Zombie-Vehicle Collisions
Federal and state governments are taking steps to reduce the impacts of collisions between zombies and motor vehicles, according to a new report from the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration
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Dr. Emily Sinclair: “My Hope Is to Make Our World Healthier in Spite of the Living Dead”
The Bulletin interviews Dr. Emily Sinclair with Britsfield Research University on her research to unlock the mysteries of zombie DNA
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Canadian Wildfires May Prompt Zombie Wave South of the Border, US Agency Claims
The wildfires that have ravaged Canada this summer may prompt a wave of zombies moving south across the country’s border with the United States, according to a new report from the Office of Zombie Control, part of US Customs and Border Protection
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Texas Passes First “No Retreat, No Undead” Law
The state of Texas has passed a first-in-the-nation “No Retreat, No Undead” law that makes it expressly legal for people to defend themselves against a zombie attack by destroying the undead creature through whatever means necessary
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Crime and Inflation Rank above Zombies as Americans’ Top Concerns
Americans are more concerned about crime and inflation than zombie outbreaks, but they are pessimistic about the federal government’s ability to prevent or contain a widespread outbreak should one occur
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NASA Studies Use of AI to Detect Zombie Outbreaks from Space
NASA is studying the possibility of using artificial intelligence to assist in the detection of zombie outbreaks from space
Bulletin of the Zombie Scientists 