Tag: zombiearmageddon
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Giant Pandas Return to China in Effort to Protect Species from “Zombie Panda Virus”
The pandas’ return to China was part of a joint China-US-UK program to protect the bears from a “zombie panda virus” that has created an additional threat to the survival of these beloved yet beleaguered creatures
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Wastewater Testing for Zombie Virus Leads to “Major Bust” of Underground Zombie Fighting Ring
A wastewater testing program intended to aid in the early detection of zombie virus outbreaks has helped authorities to break up an illegal underground zombie fighting ring
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Regulators Knock Conditions at Strategic Zombie Reserve’s Nevada Containment Facility
Federal inspectors from the Justice Department this week released a report critical of conditions at the Nevada Containment Facility operated as part of the nation’s Strategic Zombie Reserve, citing crowded and unsafe storage conditions for the undead kept at the site and inadequate staffing
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Worrying about Zombie Attack Damages the Heart, Makes People More Vulnerable to Zombification
Stress related to the risk of falling victim of a zombie attack can potentially cause damage to the heart, affecting overall cardiovascular health and making people more likely to become a zombie, according to a new study
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NASA’s Dangerous Mission to Send Zombies into Space
NASA’s next mission to the International Space Station will carry zombies into the cosmos the first time. The project has obvious dangers, but agency officials believe the potential benefits outweigh the risks
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Zombies on Ice: Cryogenics Firm Freezes the Undead “Until They Can Be Cured”
A firm in Tempe, Arizona, promises to freeze your zombie loved ones until science comes up with a cure for the zombie virus that can return them from the undead
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Bear Attacks on Zombies Are a “Rare, but Growing, Problem” in the Tetons, Park Service Says
As the grizzly population rebounds in Grand Teton National Park, the number of bear-on-zombie attacks is increasing in the park too
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Zomsquito Threat Alert: Mosquito-borne Transmission of Zombie Virus on the Rise, Gov’t Reports
In the wake of warmer than usual summer weather, the United States last year experienced a sharp increase in the number of humans turned into the undead after being bitten by mosquitos carrying the zombie virus
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The Secret History of Zombies in the First US Hydrogen Bomb Test
The United States’ first full-fledged test of a hydrogen bomb on the island of Elugelab also marked the nation’s first use of zombies in the US nuclear testing program
Bulletin of the Zombie Scientists 