Tag: zombiearmageddon
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Scientists Warn of Growing Risks from “Great Pacific Zombie Patch”
The accumulation of zombies and zombie husks in the Great Pacific Garbage Patch is reaching a critical mass where it represents a significant threat to marine traffic and the ocean environment
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Zombie Attacks Are Surging during Solar Eclipses – And It’s Getting Worse
Saturday’s “Ring of Fire” eclipse saw a major surge in zombie attacks during the celestial event, continuing a pattern that has become increasingly common in the last 30 years
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“Fruit of the Doomed”: Scientists Discover Amazon Tree Species Linked to Zombification
Scientists working in the Amazon have discovered a tree species that bears a fruit which they believe causes zombification in humans
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Feds Bust Major Illegal Zombie Smuggling Ring in Coordinated Raids across Seven States
US authorities have busted a major illegal zombie smuggling ring that was responsible for bringing more than 10,000 of the undead into the country over the past decade
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Portland Announces Zombie Abatement Program to Remove Undead Remains from Older Homes
The city of Portland, Oregon, has announced a new program to help homeowners remove zombie remains from their houses, many of which were built in the early 20th Century, at a time when the undead were frequently used as insulation in homebuilding
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Zompost: Zombie Composting Breakthrough Could Yield New Organic Fertilizer
A research team in New Mexico believes they have perfected a process for composting zombies, creating a new kind of cheap, organic fertilizer that could have enormous environmental and economic benefits for the global agriculture sector
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Medical Researchers Call for Government Action to Counter “Zombie Bath Salts”
Medical researchers have called on government authorities to step up public education efforts in the wake of a growing number of drug users turning into the undead after ingesting opioids contaminated with so-called “zombie bath salts”
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Zombie-to-Human Cloning Research Team Seeks Breakthrough, But Ethical Issues Linger
A research team looks to overcome technical hurdles to zombie-to-human cloning. What happens if they succeed?
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Culture Corner: The Story behind “Cross Flanders Fields the Zombies Stride”
Today marks the 100th anniversary of the publication of “Cross Flanders Fields the Zombies Stride,” the poem that depicts the horrors of fighting the undead on the battlefield in Belgium during World War I and that is widely regarded as the inspiration for John McCrae’s “In Flanders Fields” war poem from the same period
