Tag: zombie scientist
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Could AI Engineer the Next Zombie Virus? Biosecurity Experts Warn of Growing Risk
Rapid advances in AI could make it easier for bad actors to develop new strains of the zombie virus
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“Zombie Filler” May Turn Cosmetic Patients into Actual Zombies, Researchers Warn
Report identifies 11 recent cases of possible zombification following the increasingly popular procedure
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Zombsday Clock Advances to 66 Seconds to Midnight
The threat of a zombie apocalypse is higher than at any time since the end of the Cold War.
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Bigfoot or “Zombfoot”? Sasquatch May Be Undead, Study Suggests – Part II
Part II of this two-part series looks at the potential impact of the “Zombfoot” theory on how the public enjoys wild spaces and the unsolved questions around Bigfoot’s true origins.
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Bigfoot or “Zombfoot”? Sasquatch May Be Undead, Study Suggests – Part I
In the first of this two-part series, the Bulletin reports on a new Romero Institute report linking decades of Bigfoot sightings to an “undead megafauna” phenomenon.
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Administration Weighs Deploying Undead to “Purify Woke Cities”
The Trump administration is considering deploying undead from the nation’s Strategic Zombie Reserve to “purify woke cities” around the country, according to administration sources.
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President Fires Zombie Statistics Bureau Chief After Reported Rise in Undead Numbers
President Donald J. Trump fired the head of the Bureau of Zombie Statistics today after the agency released a report Friday showing the ranks of the undead increasing significantly over the last quarter.
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Zombies of Different Generations Drawn to Different “Places of Meaning,” Study Finds
Zombies of different generations are drawn to different places that held meaning to them in their living existence, according to a new study of postmortem pilgrimage sites.

